Pilot is the first episode of Lewis and Niall.
(Lewis is playing a game, while Niall plays the guitar)
NIALL: Hey, what game are you playing?
LEWIS: Devil May Cry 4, jeeze they need to make a new game OR WE need a new game and FAST!
(Kira knocks on the door and Lewis looks at Niall)
NIALL: Errr, any chance of answering the door?
(Lewis opens the door and no one's there, but a copy of Sonic 06 is)
LEWIS: (GASP) NIALL! WE'VE GOT A NEW GAME!
NIALL: HA! What is it Sonic 06?
NIALL: Lewis... That game... SUCKS!
LEWIS: Oh really?
NIALL: Er, YA.
LEWIS: Well Mr. Smartarseface, on Facebook, a stranger had a awesome profile picture and he told me the game was great and PROFILE PICTURES NEVER LIE!
NIALL: Lewis! If you put in that game, I will burn your house down!
LEWIS: Good luck, Godfree!
(Puts in the game, 2 hours later)
LEWIS: This game sucks.... ULTIMATE... BALLLLSSS!!!!
NIALL: Told YOU! We must DESTROY the GAME!
LEWIS: BURN IT! COME ON! YOU GET THE MATCHES I'LL GET THE GAME!
(1 hour later, Lewis and Niall are back in the room again)
(knocks on the door again, he finds the game again)
LEWIS: NOT AGAIN!
(Clipshow of Lewis finding the game)
LEWIS: There's only one person who can help me!
(Lewis goes to Kira)
KIRA: LEWIS! What's wrong? Lay on my bed and tell me everything!
LEWIS: Thanks, sis.
(Kira wears glasses and gets a notepad)
KIRA: So, what is your problem?
LEWIS: Sonic 06 is huanting me!
KIRA: That's IT!? Sir, you have wasted my time, please exit the room.
(Lewis leaves the room and Kira picks up a phone)
KIRA: Carol, cancel my appointments!
(Turns on the TV)
KIRA: Alright, cartoon TIME!
(Lewis goes back to his room)
LEWIS: I CAN'T STAND IT NO LONGER! I NEED TO FIND OUT WHO IS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR!
NIALL: LOOK, just calm down!
LEWIS: So, how is he?
LEWIS: The guy who keeps knocking on my door.
NIALL: Oh yeah, he's fine, he's gotta a haircut, WAIT WHAT!?
LEWIS: AHA! YOUR'E WORKING FOR HIM! SHOW ME WHERE HE IS!
NIALL: OK, you caught me, (sigh) I'll show you where he is.
(They walk to the closet and Niall opens it)
NIALL: He's in there.
LEWIS: Oh, really?
(Lewis goes in the closet and Niall closes the door on him)
LEWIS: GET ME OUT OF HERE, NIALL!
NIALL: Lewis is becoming crazy! I need to find out who it is.
(5 hours later, Lewis is going crazy)
NIALL: Lewis, I found out who it is!
LEWIS: You know nothing. You don't know how to live. All you know is how to die and eat KFC...
NIALL: KFC, WHAT!? Anyway, it's Dylan.
LEWIS: Dylan? The Director?
NIALL: NO! Dylan, YOUR DOG!
NIALL: Well, he wanted to get you a good gift and he is old, so he got Sonic 06, but since he's old man, he thought Sonic 06 was good. But, he thought someone else was burning, so he kept getting more and more copies of the game!
LEWIS: Silly dog, Dylan!
(strokes his head)
NIALL: What a corny, but lovable ending.
(Knock on the door again, Sonic Unleashed on the floor)
LEWIS: Son of a...
Appears in Kira's room on her TV.